Wiċċ taz-zokkor u provokazzjonijiet oħra

Il-Membru Parlamentari Ewropew Nazzjonalista Simon Busuttil bħalissa bieżel ifakkar lill-kostitwenti tiegħu illi għadu kif ingħata premju bħala wieħed mill-Membri Parlamentari tas-Sena. Fil-każ tiegħu il-premju ingħata fil-qasam tas-saħħa, mid-dehra bħala rikonoxximent ta’ ħidmietu fil-qasam tad-dijabete “minkejja li la hu u la ħadd minn qrabatu ma huma afflitti minn din il-kundizzjoni”. Rajtha ħelwa wisq din tal-premju għall-ħidma fil-qasam tad-dijabete. Bejn għax tinstema qisu xi premju nobel u li f-daqqa waħda Simon sab xi kura għall-marda misħuta u bejn għax wara kollox dan Simon Busuttil b’dak il-wiċċ ta’ good boy. Qed tifhem? Simon Busuttil… issa offiċjalment il-wiċċ taz-zokkor.

Li ma fhimtx proprju huwa din tal-MEP Awards – speċi ta’ X-Factor u Europe’s Got Talent. U hija daqxejn tan-nejk da parti ta’ Simon li qed ifakkar lill-kollegi tiegħu lokali kemm hu bravu u fuq kollox kemm ħadem meta is-suddetti kollegi għadhom bil-btala tas-sajf. Dak il-wiċċ taz-zokkor l-ieħor li ma jibagħthielekx bil-posta Franco Debono ilu jgorr li jmisshom ilu li reġgħu bdew bl-iskola u homework il-parlamentari nostrani. Imma forsi fejn taf, bejn daħqa u oħra Simon l-istakanovista bl-unuri Ewropej jaf vera qed jibbottja liċ-ċorma għażżenin li hemm il-Pieta biex iqumu minn fuq sormhom. Jekk mhux għad-dijabiete għallinqas biex ma jkomplux iqażżu ‘l allat tal-olimpu bl-inattivita tagħhom.

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Kellna ukoll wiċċ mill-passat li reġa tfaċċa… is-Sur Josie Muscat. Qalilna li ħafna drabi in-nisa imsawta ikunu ipprovokaw lir-raġel. Ma nafx x-inhu il-kuntest u nispera li hem xi skużanti għal din l-oxxenita hekk kif imlissna mill-ex politikant tal-estremisti Maltin. Ġa kien hemm ibleh amerikan li tkellem dwar “legal rape” u xi kulltant ikollok tirrefletti kemm fil-verita għad hawn min jaħseb hekk u li aħna neħduha for granted li emanċipaw ruħhom għas-seklu elfejn. Premijiet ma hux se jirbaħ Muscat (Josie) għax ħa pożizzjoni li ftit li xejn ser isib min jaqbel miegħu.

Ara Muscat l-ieħor (Joseph) dak jaf x’irid. Dal-weekend ippublikalna it-tnax il-linja gwida li suppost jilluminawna xi ftit dwar l-ideat konkreti li ser ikollu l-moviment progressiv la toqrob l-elezzjoni. Fejn xtaqna l-illuminazzjoni sibna dlam profond u estensjoni ta’ opportuniżmu li issa qed isir meskin. Li għadni ma smajt lil ħadd mid-dinja xellugija progressiva jammetti hija ħaġa ważda u importantissima u bażikament hu dan li ġej :

Jekk għal mument ngħidu u naċċettaw li d-dinja preżenti kif impittra minn Muscat u sħabu hija reali u li Malta hija verament itturufnata bi gvern korrott u biproblemi serji ta’ faqar, immigrazzjoni, edukazzjoni u saħħa – jekk għal mument nibilgħu din l-idea u inħaddnuha bħala verita assoluta (li mhux diffiċli tagħmel dan)… allura kemm iktar u iktar Malta qieghdha tibki għal alternattiva serja li verament u realistikament toħroġna minn din il-miżerja? U jekk inhu hekk allura jistgħu is-Sur Muscat Joseph u sħabu l-moviment kosmetiku progressiv jiefqu jitmejlu bin-nies bil-buzzwords dwar roadmaps, linji gwida u programmi misjura mill-poplu u minflok dan il-circum tauri joffru alternattiva VERA?

Għax jekk l-alternattiva hi dik li qed tiġi ippreżentata u offruta sa issa allura mhux wiċċ taz-zokkor għandhom dawn il-progressivi imma wiċċ infurrat…

U twaħħlux fija… għax mhux tort tiegħi… ipprovokawni.

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Self-aggrandisement

Blowing your own trumpet. Over-selling yourself. &c. &c. As though it is not enough that your average voter is kept completely in the dark as to the actual content of the plans for government from the two major parties (barring of course a hermeneutic roadmap or other) he also has to succumb to the marketing overload coming from individual candidates gearing up for another campaign. Facebook is replete with a variety of “individual” campaigns . There’s George Pullicino asking you to join “Team GP” (smart one George but make sure the printers don’t give that Orange a Romanista twist).

I believe that yesterday I saw Charlò Bonnici calling out for members to become part of “his team” while Silvio Parnis is already in “ear-ring giveaway” mode as reported in the pink part of the blogging world. Newcomers are the hardest to fathom – is a potential Franco Debono lying in the background? How can the early signs of megalomania be spotted? Well one clear indicator could be the candidates who oversell themselves and whose PR manager does not seem to see a problem with multiple interviews puffing one’s own ego. Cue Claudio Grech… the latest subject of the shtf never-ending satirical campaign.

Fresh from under the wings of Austin Gatt (hmmm not so sure about the fresh bit) Claudio has joined that other horse from the Gatt stables (Arriva Delia) in the business of self-promotion.  So what do we get? Not one but two interviews in the Sunday papers. Unfortunately for Claudio both papers chose a particular trumpet blowing headline. In the case of the Sunday Times it was “I’m the face of evolution” while in the case of MaltaToday we had “I am an action man“. Right. At least Franco Debono had the decency of boasting about certificates and exam results assessed by others.

Did Claudio utter those two phrases or are they the interviewer’s summary? Whatever the case we get a picture of arrogance – a trait that seems to be the particular branding mark from Austin’s stables. Will it be succesful?

I am sceptic.

 

 

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Ħaddieħor

Jiġru affarijiet kulltant li int mingħalik kienu jiġru biss lil ħaddieħor. Kull tant ieħor nieqaf u naħseb li “il-ħaddieħor” li għandna ġo moħħna ma hu xejn ħlief l-alter ego tagħna. Dak li l-ebda qaddis ma jgħinu, dak li kull żvintura tiġri lilu u dak li kif ngħidu f’dawn iż-żmenijiet moderni … jekk għandu jerdgħu jerdgħu. Fil-kollettiv ta’ ħsibijietna il-faqar jiġri lil ħaddieħor, ħaddieħor ħareġ mill-iskola ma jafx jikteb erba’ kelmiet sura, ħaddieħor (miskin) injurant, ħaddieħor jiffaċċja problemi ta’ immigrazzjoni, integrazzjoni, diskriminazzjoni. Ħaddieħor ħaqqu l-ġustizzja vera imma għalina dejjem hemm skużanti. Ħaddieħor ħaqqu l-forka għax saq bil-mobajl ma widnejħ jew ipparkja double-parking imma aħna “kemm neħles din il-qadja”, “kemm għidt lill-mara li se nasal tard għall-ikel” jew “iwa madonna lili qbadt fuq il-mobajl”?

Bħal dak il-biċċier minn Ħaż-Żabbar li mar jistad u intilef (imma sabuħ). Storja ta’ mirakli u wegħdiet lil Madonni ta’ Pinu, Medjugorje u fejn trid iva. Imma laqtitni l-istorja li rrakkonta bl-ikbar onesta. Kellu sangwiċċ li għamlitlu l-mara u ramiegħ lill-ħut għax ma kellux aptitu. Ikel ma kellu xejn miegħu u ġismu kellu jaħdem 48 siegħa fuq belgħa te u stoċċ ħelu. La “flares” la kumpass, la mobajl … xejn. Il-Mediterran, baħar magħluq fejn anki jekk tagħlaq għajnejk taħbat f’xi art u tikteb odissea jew titniżżel minn xi appostlu, sar desert bla tmiem. Id-disperazzjoni tħalltet mat-tama – o tama qaħba li tittanta f’kull bnazzi kif ukoll fil-maltemp. Imbagħad ġabruh u salvawh. Ħajja ġdida.

Imma mhux dik il-kwistjoni. Il-kwistjoni hi l-biċċier li ħareġ jistad jaf ma ħax wisq affarijiet miegħu għax fil-kuxjenza tiegħu id-dsigrazzji jiġru lil ħaddieħor. Inqas responsabilta għalina mhux hekk? Mhux fil-ħażin biss ta’ … imqar il-lotterija ta’ kull ġimgħa. Xi Super 5 tmisslek il-mitt elf. Dik mhux ovvja mhux se nirbaħha jien? Se jirbaħha ħaddieħor. Ja bagħal.

U l-politiċi tagħna bħalissa qiegħdin jegħdew jgħidulna kemm ser ikunu tajbin għal ħaddieħor. Għax bilfors għandhom lil ħaddieħor f’ moħħhom meta per eżempju iwiegħdu iktar xogħol fl-industrija tal-manifattura. Ħeqq miskin, ħaddieħor ikollu jaħdem siegħat twal b’paga (mhux minimum wage) li tikkompeti ma dik tal-ħaddieħor li jaħdem fil-Maghreb, fl-Ewropa tal-Lvant jew iċ-Ċina. Ħaddieħor se jsir magna ta’ prodotti li Alla biss (u forsi ħaddieħor) jaf x’inhuma.

U jgħidulna li se jibnu “middle class” ġdid. Ijja eh. Se jkun kuntent ħaddieħor. Għax ngħiduha kif inhi. Min iżżobb jaspira biex ikun “middle class” illum? Mhux dak il-ħaddieħor li dejjem jerdgħu? Imma miskin se jaħseb għalih ara l-lijder. Ħa jaħseb għal ħaddieħor femminili ukoll. Gvern femminista biex ħaddieħor ifarrak l-ostakoli li sa issa suppost waqqfuh. Bilfors ħaddieħor – dak il-ħaddieħor li se jkun kuntent bl-indħil ta gvern li jaħdem bit-tikketti. Issa se “jagħraf” unjoni bejn koppji omosesswali. Isa ħej. Forsi ser jagħtina xi identikit biex inkunu nistgħu nidentifikawhom? Ara skond il-Linji Gwida 4.1 tal-2013 nista kważi kważi nieqaf insejjaħ lil ħaddieħor “pufta” biex ma jibqgħux jinħolqu ekwiviċi. Qaluli li anki “fidil” qiegħda borderline għax taf tiftiehem ħażin – u ħaddieħor jaf jieħu għalih.

Taf kont mass meeting din il-ġimgħa. Jew fuq il-fosos jew ta’ Qali kont imdawwar bil-folol u rajt lil ħaddieħor ikanta, ħaddieħor ixejjer il-bnadar, ħaddieħor iħarref fuq palk u jroxx il-bżar li ħaddieħor jagħma bih.

Taf kont hemm u taf waqaft tirrefletti – ġejja elezzjoni… tiġi u tmur u tkun qisha ġrat biss lil ħaddieħor. U int fejn kont bqajt għax dakinhar ħallejt lil ħaddieħor jbellagħlek ir-ross bil-labra. Ħallejtu isawwar stejjer dwar kif d-dinja fil-futur tkun aħjar għal ħaddieħor u int komplejt miegħu – għax ħaddieħor hekk għandu bżonn. Ivvotajt u fil-verita ma tafx għal min u għal xiex u eżattament x’inhu ġej.

Għax fis-saħna tal-mument ħaddieħor dejjem isib il-mod kif jirkbek u int mingħajr ma taf issib ruħek fuq dgħajsa f’nofs baħar bla ikel u xorb tittama li ħaddieħor jiġi jsibek u jsalvak qabel ma tmut.

F’dan il-pajjiż ma nsolvux problemi. Nindukrawhom. Il-Ħadd ieħor it-tajjeb.

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The politics of denial

Something’s going all Pete Tong in the Nationalist party pre-electoral strategy. Either that or the  powers of self-persuasion among some people must be unnaturally high. If a week is a long time in politics then surviving the minefield of a combined JPO & Franco Debono assault on the stability of a slender parliamentary majority for almost a year is quite a feat. For a long time we had to make do with the histrionics of a party in government attempting to horse-trade its way to the end of the last parliamentary session. The nationalist government alternated from a policy of accommodation to hard-bargaining with the volatile requests of the rebel MPs.

By the time Parliament went into recess we had an obvious situation of Cohabitation Government with Pullicino Orlando and an undefinable shape-shifting relationship with Franco. So long as parliament had been in session Franco Debono’s clout with the PN was simply stated as that extra vote needed to guarantee a governing stability. With the recess came the PN’s definite confirmation that Franco Debono would not be standing for another election in its name (and that instead the electorate would be regaled with the unenviable choice of such party stalwarts as Emmanuel Arriva Delia).

Parliament is still in recess. Franco Debono is not. One of his latest posts is dedicated to pointing out that while school is starting parliament is still “on a break”. A laborious read through Franco’s blog will also lead anyone with a brain between his ears to one conclusion: this man has undoubtedly chosen to break ranks from the party (or rather realised that there is no place for him therein). Bridges are being burnt with every misspelt word that appears on his blog. There will be no more horse-trading. No more appeasement. No more winning of valuable time. The time for Franco to be consigned to the footnotes of history is fast approaching (see the J’accuse “When Franco is history“).

Which brings me to the questionable strategy mentioned at the start. For a long time it seemed obvious that the only use that Gonzi’s PN had left for Franco was as the final trigger before the election. It was evident that the PN government’s last move would be to force Franco to be the catalyst for the end of this legislature and the beginning of the next. So far so good and Machiavellian. The rebel MP seemed to be slow on the uptake at first but has now sussed up to this plan and seems determined not to fall into the trap of becoming the ultimate scapegoat.

Which makes all the songs and dances emanating from Pietà rather incongruous. On the one hand there is the general theme of “all is fine and dandy and it would be even better had we not had the minor inconvenience of Franco Debono” and on the other there is the “we will remain in government so long as we enjoy the confidence of parliament”. Now it was one thing before summer to allow public opinion to dither as to whether or not the latest confidence vote would be clinched by “convincing” unsettled backbenchers. We could dismiss the horse-trading to nervous shifts within the power structures of an ageing government. It is another thing though for Lawrence Gonzi to speak to the assembled faithful in Floriana and act as though Franco Debono’s blog is just a bad dream.

What do you mean so long as we enjoy the confidence of parliament Lawrence? Surely it is also clear to you, following this summer’s shifts in the rules of the game, that any kind of confidence you might believe you enjoy is entirely superficial? As David Guetta’s music played and the new breed of nationalist (what nationalist exactly) candidates marched onto the stage (Without You!) sans Franco we were entitled to ask: for how long more this charade of denial?

Yes denial. Because no matter what the PN strategists might try to sell you now, the setting of an election is a decision that is fast slipping from their hands. We were prepared to tip our hat to a strategic victory that meant winning valuable time over the summer months for a regathering of the forces and (re)drafting of a final electoral strategy. The delay strategy might backfire though if extended to an illogical period beyond the convincingly realistic. For Lawrence Gonzi to resume the “government as usual” spiel in September while the evidence all around him points to anything but that might be a hard act to convince even the most blinkered of nationalist flag-wavers.

Financial estimates, votes of confidence… Gonzi’s PN is lucky if it gets to the finish line and the cutting of the ribbon at the new parliament complex. There’s that and the amount of time being wasted focusing on the almost has-been rebels when much could be done at the moment exposing the faux politics upon which Labour and its Potyemkin Congress has embarked.

The botched strategy at the moment points to a possibly bigger fault line within the party itself that goes farther than Franco Debono and the tantrums of the discontent. One could hypothesise that various strands within the Pieta party have already smelt the scent of an inevitable loss at the polls and most efforts are being channelled into the post-electoral battles that will define the new post-Gonzi PN. That would explain the new alliances and alignments when it comes to candidates and districts and it would explain why little or nothing seems to be done in terms of real election campaign tactics.

Above all – and now more than ever – it seems that together it is no longer possible.

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The Stereotypical Joke

A homosexual, a woman, a Gozitan, a farmer, a patient, a hunter, a student and an election candidate walked into a room. Is it the start of the latest viral joke? No, it’s just work as usual at Labour’s Congress about the future that unites us. Progressive Labour seems to be fuelled by cliches and stereotypes to no end. This Congress that regurgitates tautological guidelines by the dozen is proving to be a huge confirmation of this facet of Joseph Muscat’s “politics”.

The art lies in the conversion of “bandwagon” politics into a demonstration of apparent democracy. Always intent on seeming to be the man whose heart beats at a popular rate, Joseph’s style is dramatically simple and as accommodating as possible. How else could you describe the evolution of a political position that can be summed up as simply as “you tell me what you want and I promise to consider it”? (Non c’è problema… tu mi dici quello che devo fare e io lo faccio).

Here’s Anthony David Gatt (One News Journalist) expressing his pride (on facebook) about the goings on at the Congress:

Cyrus Engerer gabni fiha… Persuna gay u Musulmana flimkien jitkellmu dwar l asperazzjonijiet taghhom fuq l istess sufan. Nassigurakom…ma saritx bi hsieb jew biex nezageraw. Minna nfiha din hi r realta ta dak li qed jirnexxielu johloq l PL din l gimgha. Spazju shih ghal kullhadd ghal skambju serju u li jghodd.

What better than a ONE News reporter to gauge the feeling and feedback that exists within the walls of Labour’s tent gatherings? In Labour’s weird way of thinking, the gatherings are not made up of individuals, of persons, but of labels. You are “a gay”, “a muslim” – a token representative of the latest minority that is going to be fed the spiel of how Labour “cares” about them because it is a progressive movement.  Gatt’s sentence is very telling because he assures us “it is not done with forethought or to exaggerate” but this is the REALITY that Labour managed to CREATE this week – a gay person and a muslim speaking together on a sofa discussing their aspirations.

I’ve spoken about my misgivings regarding the modus operandi of this Congress in a previous post (The Wrong shade of Green) and this stressing of stereotypes only goes to reinforce my suspicion that this is one hell of a Potyemkin Village that the Labour planners have got going. We’ve all seen how much the PLPN are capable of using the “dialogue with the people” spin to their advantage. Remember the “tinda tad-Djalogu” of Fenech Adami fame? That was around the same time as Eddie Fiducja.

Don’t get me wrong. There is nothing wrong with putting out feelers and listening to what people have to say and what they wish. All the good will in the world though requires more than a bit of mascara marketing and a splash of token stereotypes (from all walks of life as perceived by the seriously obsessed with pigeonholing labourites). Joseph Muscat’s party remains non-committal on most issues and is now hiding behind the tautological guidelines that are neither here nor there.

Meanwhile we are still denied concrete positions on anything factual – just hedging and camera posing. Ramona Depares expressed what is flawed with this reasoning very clearly in one of her blog posts (PL stating the obvious) while MaltaToday’s Wednesday editorial (Manifestly asburd) hit the nail on the head when it came to pointing out why Labour’s foot shuffling about producing a proper manifesto is completely non-sensical.

The charade and parade of the various “sectors of society” goes on. The Congress of Stereotypes tends to look more and more like a series of meetings scheduled by Professor Xavier. And Labour insists on deliberately missing the point – so long as the sofa is there and the “gay and muslim” can chat openly about aspirations then surely  a future that unites us lies ahead.

I’d hate to look into a crystal ball right now.

 

P.S. Have you taken a peek at www.josephmuscat.com yet? Much has been made of the “not so cool” photos decorating the banner on the site but how many people have noticed that if you zoom out on the front page (“CTRL & -” on chrome) you get to see many more faces… and hidden away you will also see the sweet token lady with the hijab. Labour eh… couldn’t miss out on any stereotype…

 

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The wrong shade of green

I must admit to being surprised. My duties elsewhere keep preventing me from blogging with a more teutonic regularity but I still take a peek at what is being said ‘ere and there just to keep abreast of the latest developments. Seems like a November election can all but be ruled out as in the latest development in the amateur chess game between the PN strategists and the Honourable Blogger from Ghaxaq there seems to have been a tiny impasse reached. Franco has (finally) sussed out that the PN strategy involved pushing him to the brink of voting down the government and has retaliated with the usual aplomb:

“Gonzi, dik ix-xi haga se naghmilha meta rrid u meta jidhirli jien! Grow up!”

There you go. Grow up Gonz. Meanwhile Varist, Leo and the merry band of Joseph’s movement creators have taken a break from blaming everything on GoNZiPN because they are very into the latest discovery that is “The Congress”. It deserves a capital C because it is apparently a revolutionary idea for the Labour party – the first of its kind. Basically what is happening is that the Labour posse uproots itself and goes to the “specialists” in every field and asks them what they think about a particular topic. Now I’m not sure whether it is apocryphal or whether it is a fact but it seems that the modus operandi involves a general show of hands indicating the IRL (in real life) equivalent of a contemporaneous multitude of LIKES for a particular idea.

Such ideas as pass muster during these very public plebiscites are then incorporated into a set of GUIDELINES that will be presumably taken into consideration when the Labour party finally decides that the time is ripe to actually lead people and come up with a real plan. In the meantime this marketing gag has us all in awe at Joseph’s unlimited capacity to come up with obvious tautologies on a regular basis – healthcare to centre around patients, business not to be obstructed, Gozo needs work etc etc. We’d seen it all before, only now there is the confirmation among folk who “understand” the subject. Can you imagine asking a taxpayer what he thinks we should do with taxes?

Great marketing move by Labour though. This way we get to forget that we STILL have no concrete plan beyond the usual medley of buzzwords. We forget that Karmenu Vella and Assistant Aaron Farrugia have still not produced the goods and in case we were wondering here is Leo spelling out the main reason why we should not expect a manifesto any time soon (on Facebook – where else?):

Meta ser nkunu nafu x’fih il-manifest elettorali tal-PL?
Twegiba f’waqtha ta’ Joseph Muscat illum. Fil-MALTA TODAY.
“Ahna ser naghmlu preciz kif ghamel Gonzi fl-ahhar elezzjoni generali. Nippublikawh BISS wara li tkun thabbret id-data u rrankat il-kampanja nnifisha….”
Din il-gimgha nhejju ir-Road Map u l-Linji Gwida ghall gejjieni

So there you go. Screw  you voter. If  Gonzi is bad enough not to give you his plan before an election is called then we will do the same. You’re screwed anyway because it’s not like you’re spoilt for choice. Meanwhile we get this Congress – a cross between Potemkin Villages and the People’s Jamahiriya of Libya Collectives. People being conned into thinking they count because they are giving “linji gwida” to a party that is mostly prone to never taking positions. I wonder whether there will be Linji Gwida about gay marriage or immigrant policy? Which public show of hands will count?

That was my surprise incidentally. That no one hooked on to the uncanny similarity between Joseph’s congress meetings and the concept of collectives, committees and conferences that underpinned that load of trash that was Muammar Gaddafi’s Green Book. Then again… Karmenu Vella MIGHT have been working on something all these months after all….

“The democratic system is a cohesive structure whose foundation stones are firmly laid one above the other, the Basic People’s Conferences, the People’s Conferences, and the People’s Committees, which finally come together when the General People’s Conference convenes. There is absolutely no conception of democratic society other than this.” – The Green Book (Muammar Gaddafi)

The Green Book announces to the
people the happy discovery of the way
to direct democracy, in a practical
form. Since no two intelligent people
can dispute the fact that direct demo-
cracy is the ideal -- but its method has
been impossible to apply -- and since
this Third Universal Theory provides
us with a realistic experiment in direct
democracy, the problem of democracy
in the world is finally solved. All that
the masses need do now is to struggle
to put an end to all forms of dictatorial
rule in the world today, to all forms of

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what is falsely called democracy --
from parliaments to the sect, the tribe,
the class and to the one-party, the
two-party and the multi-party sys-
tems.
  Democracy has but one method and
one theory. The disparity and dissimi-
larity of the systems claiming to be
democratic is evidence that they are
not democratic in fact. The people's
authority has only one face and it can
be realised only by one method, name-
ly, popular congresses and people's
committees. No democracy without
popular congresses and committees
everywhere.

 

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