Voting for Spiridion

You would not believe me but this election has many many echoes of 2008. This government is bending over backwards in order to show the voters how much change it has already brought into place and there is no doubt that some sort of progress has been achieved. On the other hand this blog was pointing out the deficiencies of an outdated electoral system, of an outdated election rules system, of ridiculous plans for voters abroad, of the race to emptiness and of the victory of relativist thinking back in 2008. In 2008 we pointed out the dangers of anything goes appeasing promises and also in 2008 declaring a vote for AD meant that you would be labelled a vote waster (at least that).

Well it’s 2013 and short of being told “we’d have loved to change things” (and should we believe them?) nothing much has changed. Forget AD and its nine candidates for thirteen districts (where there really no other possible candidates in Gozo?) for a minute. Just concentrate on the roadshow with which we have been regaled until now. We are stuck in the”energy” point of the agenda right now and yesterday’s Xarabank is as good a measure as any for the sort of discourse we are facing. I watched the first two debates and I must admit that the wrangling match of harridan yells vs confused tired metaphors between Marlene Farrugia and Beppe Fenech Adami destroyed any will I had to soldier on. Earlier we had to watch a reprise of Mizzi vs Fenech. It was anything but a debate.

It is evident by now that Mizzi (and Labour) have exhausted all that they have to say about their plan (I won’t call it magic). We will not get any more details notwithstanding the fact that the few level-headed individuals who dare brave the partisan mire to find anything more about the idea will only be regaled with a power point presentation that skims the surface and very blatantly omits details. Don’t ask Marlene about them because like Anglu (the other Farrugia) she is not technical and she will just yap away like a baritone chihuahua about “il-Maltin jahdmu”, “il-kancer” and other soundbites that are nothing more than rabble rousing. Mizzi – the techinical chosen one – is nothing better. He is like a roughly  prepared student who for a moment thought he found a short cut through the exam. Once you try to delve further he comes up with a million and one shenanigans from the “Shame on you Mr Minister” to the “Don’t Panic” (what’s with the panic fixation on both sides anyway?). His face twitches like a cross between Gollum and Wally  and his last resort is again populist rabble rousing.

Not that the nationalists inspire much confidence either. They are experts at rubbishing plans and character assassinations (hence Joseph’s “Let’s be nice to each other ” ploy which when coupled with his constant historical revisionism makes one want to retch violently all over a billboard) but have obviously got too many skeletons in their cupboard when it comes to energy. Thank God for a holistic European Energy programme that perchance requires a pipeline connection to Malta (to increase access) otherwise if it were for them we’d be moving with the painful slow conservative pace to which they have accustomed us in other fields (Cirkewwa terminal? Mater Dei? Social Rights? Electoral Reform?). no amount of arrogant scaremongering should be able to deviate the attention from the fact that the only party that has consistently and constantly had clear policies and objectives on energy and Malta’s plans for the future is the one that is given eight minutes per programme on PBS.

I say SHOULD though. Because from what I am noticing viewers are wired otherwise. The Energy plan by Labour has been greeted by the disgruntled with enthusiasm that just falls short of the flag waving jews who greeted the donkey riding Messiah on his way into Jerusalem. Even those who eventually smelt that this could be a rat waved the suspicion away with a worrying nonchalance. Their reasoning? Even if Labour’s plan is flawed it is better than the status quo. Donkey riding Messiahs wept.

I don’t give two hoots about the Nationalist criticism of Mizzi’s plan. I was ready to listen. I did my research and reading online trying to understand what he was on. Glossaries of terms became my bedside reading for a night or two. Then he looms onto a Xarabank podium and when questioned he comes up with “google it” or “fittex fil-pagna ta’ Puillicino” or worse still he quotes a comment by a retired professor on a blog on an online newspaper. So much for “intom sibtuh fil-Yellow pages”, this one does most of his research in social media. In the end the impression I got over a couple of programmes was that Mizzi had a script that was short and unprepared and that when he noticed there would be other questions he panicked. His failure to delve deeper reminded me of a forgotten politician.

But there are many who are convinced by his show. So I have a question… mainly for these people… would they vote for Spiridione Sant? Who? Spiridione. The great Spiridione Sant. Independent candidate of past elections who passed away recently. Spiridione, the one who loved to speak about Malta Taghna Lkoll (ta’ Malta u ta’ Ghawdex)  is probably busy singing the Innu Malti in heaven. Have a look at this clip (particularly from 3 minuites onward and more particularly from 4 minutes onward) and see the poor man shooting number and concepts in an evident attempt at impressing (he probably found “average” quite a managerial word). After watching think… would you have voted for Spiridione Sant? Then think. Why don’t I ask the same question about Konrad Mizzi and his plan? Am I entitled to ask for more proof?

Don’t worry though. If you really want the nationalists out of the way (or the status quo to be bettered with a faulty plan) then go ahead… Vote Spiru!