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The Half-Baked Interview

So, we’ve been noticing that other blogs (Ramonadepares that’s you) have been going off interviewing bands in general and in particular. The last interview with the greatest band to hit Malta since the Beangrowers demiscegenated into something new got our attention. Here at J’accuse we like to do things strangely every once in a while – a bit like our obsession of using the “we” instead of the “I” – and we thought “Hey, we want an interview with the Shh! too”. So we sent a set of questions to the better better half of the band who incidentally happens to be a very good copy of Mirko Vucinic and said clone of Montenegran genius obliged us with answers.

So. Ladies and gentlemen. Here is our half-baked interview with Ian Schranz the handsome man in the band the Shh! Also, may I add that the photo was unceremoniously stolen from another musician’s posterous collection – a certain Oliver the D. There.

1. Why?
It was an accident, i promise.

2. Bovril or Marmite?
Bovril when sick… marmite when healthy

3. Christina Hendricks or Dite von Teese?
Christina mamma mia!

4. Pastizzi or Ftira?
open rictotta pastizz in a ftira, cooked. ! 2012 (c) Ian Schranz

5. (complete the phrase) music is ….

….the sound cows make to say that they’re unwell…
… … (so so so bad… .. but almost a eureka moment….)

6. (complete the phrase) mike spiteri is….

probably still alive and healthy hatching his plans in an underground
bunker in the Nevada Desert.

7. (complete the phrase) Peter and Jane…

meet a horrendous end, when Peter failed to notice that the truck was
signaling to go right..

8. Subbuteo is for sissies. Discuss.
Real men play Scrabble!
9. If Men are from Mars and Women from Venus … homosexuals are from….
the rings of saturn…

10. When?
it was at about 10:30am.. i was at church…

 

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[…] Also, if you want to read about Ian Schranz’s (one half of The Shh, though if you needed me to add that you *really* have been slacking) nasty plans for world domination click here. If you want to read about that time he thought Christina Hendricks was guest-posting on J’Accuse, click here. […]

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